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Step aside history books—Abe just hit the gym. 💪 This Bella+Canvas 3001 tee features a chuckling portrait of Abraham Lincoln with the legendary quote: *“These gains don’t lie”* – signed off by *Honest Abe Lincoln* himself.
Crafted on the ultra-soft, premium-quality Bella+Canvas 3001, this shirt is lightweight, breathable, and built for both workouts and everyday wear. Whether you’re slamming weights or just flexing your humor, this shirt is the ultimate conversation starter.
🔥 **Why You Need It:**
* Because Honest Abe wouldn’t lie about your gains.
* It’s guaranteed to get laughs, nods, and maybe even a spot in your gym’s history.
* Limited design—once it’s gone, it’s gone!
Don’t wait for another presidential term—grab yours today and let the world know: freedom may be eternal, but your pump is NOW.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Honest Abe's Gains t-shirt
$24.95
Crafted on the ultra-soft, premium-quality Bella+Canvas 3001, this shirt is lightweight, breathable, and built for both workouts and everyday wear. Whether you’re slamming weights or just flexing your humor, this shirt is the ultimate conversation starter.
🔥 **Why You Need It:**
* Because Honest Abe wouldn’t lie about your gains.
* It’s guaranteed to get laughs, nods, and maybe even a spot in your gym’s history.
* Limited design—once it’s gone, it’s gone!
Don’t wait for another presidential term—grab yours today and let the world know: freedom may be eternal, but your pump is NOW.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |